http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8439200.stm

Bono may be the biggest nobbo on this planet. The smug bellend has had his head so far up his own arse for such a long time that he can’t even see past his own excrement. Mister humanitarian has recently cited China’s internet policing efforts as an example for western efforts to control the illegal downloading of music, as well as legal music sharing websites etc.

Doesn’t sound right does it? Saint Bono, who narrow-minded cretins idolize as some great hero, one of the people behind live-aid (which is about as useful as a band-aid (plaster) on the great gushing wound that is third-world hunger, I might add), actually praised China’s efforts. Yes, China. The terrible human rights violators.

So what can we conclude from all this clap-trap? Is Bono a great humanitarian, or a greedy, vile and clueless money-man that cares only about his wealth and how he comes across to naive fans? I’d say the latter, personally.

The Dear Leader’s conclusion? Bono should be forced to give his net-worth, $162million, directly to the poorest parts of the African continent. He should personally deliver this wealth in the form of food and water/other supplies to the people that really need it, the same people that Bono claims to care about.

As for his royalties, they should be shared out also. So who wants to form a gang, arrest Bono and pass the verdict on him? I’ll need at least 3 more people to help me pull his gigantic head out of his arse.

Yours,

Brilliant Genius of Humanity.

I did naaaaht.

Hey y’all,

I was pressured into making a tumblr, so I can now add it to my list of blogs that I never actually attend to. As you should have noticed, I have chosen to use this space to refer to myself as “Dear Leader” and “Brilliant Genius of Humanity”. This could be seen as a “douche-move”, or an act of self-involved arrogance, and I can’t deny this being a douche-move, however it is not an act of self-involved arrogance. Just to clarify: I do not see myself as a brilliant genius of humanity, nor a dear leader, but these titles do have a nice ring to them, thus I will be inclined to adopt them.

On my tumblr I will; review films, rant about politics, promote campaigns and other ares of activism that I am involved in and more.

Yours truly,

Dear Leader, Olie Martin, Brilliant Genius of Humanity (I may even go as far as getting that title printed onto a name tag and wearing it everywhere I go, what do you reckon?).